Stretchy

Disrespecting giant nips

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has

by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 15, 2018

Stretchy Gretchy

Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.

"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"

by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma April 29, 2015

stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009

Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.

i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.

by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 5, 2011