two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

Birds and Bees Story

The Birds and Bees story is the story in which a little girl asks her parents where babies come from. They tell her that birds and bees make babies and explain the process and why the stork had to help and deliver the baby. The story can be found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat.

1. I am gonna teach you about the Birds and the Bees!
2. Birds and Bees make babies.
3. The Stork is gonna deliver that baby.
4. My son wants to know the Birds and Bees Story.

by Birds and Bees January 7, 2012

Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

by Max Well House April 6, 2010

Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

by Longview March 16, 2005

2 birds 1 stone

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456

G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021