Stolarick

a man who is extremly physically attractive and intelligent but just doesnt always use common sense.extremly sweet man. He also has no self confidence when he looks in the mirror.

girl 1 -That guy is such so cute but he says the dumbest thing
girl 2 -Yeah hes a Stolarick

by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006

stadick

The most British Non-British person you’ll meet. Drinks soup daily from a teacup, and rides a bike to work(oddly fast for such length). Has a peculiar obsession with Bison. Wears no show socks with beat up dress shoes. Loves to wear black, blue, brown, and white. Doesn’t like change(specifically in seating). Monotone and deep voice(sounds like audio book/very peaceful). Does not like decorations that he has not had since he was ten. Every meal the Stadick will do membean. Born May 7, 1992.
Tall.

The students requested that Stadick would give them a new seating chart.

Stadick did not oblige.

The Stadick loved his soup.

by I hate membean December 14, 2024

Sporadick

When you go shrooming and you don't flick the spores back on the cow shit.

What the fuck dude you just fucked up the field man you have to flick the shrooms. What a Sporadick.

by Sawtybawls November 21, 2025