Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

by ElementProj May 15, 2011

Sticky Keys

The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft

Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up

by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2021

Sticky Keys

When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard

John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys

by TheGoombas September 3, 2010

Sticky Keys

Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.

Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."

by 17G December 6, 2011

Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 8, 2009

Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.

Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer

by I am the OWO December 22, 2019