To ejaculate on a person's eyes so that when the semen dries, their eyes become stuck shut.
Synonyms: Man spackle
Synonyms: Man spackle
by SeattleGuy May 22, 2006

by billy f April 13, 2005

A supposedly blind person, especially afro-american motorist who's driving style is by no means careful.
by Dokkenus January 20, 2006

by Cold pop September 15, 2018

1.) nipples that have small bumps surrounding the center that resemble braille, which in turn reminds one of Stevie wonder.
by Rodriigo September 16, 2005

When a man is recieving oral pleasure from a woman, he pulls out right before he ejaculates and blows his load in her eyes. This causes her to frantically search for a towel while swaying her head and arms back and forth, then resembling the musician stevie wonder playing the piano.
by Blake W. January 16, 2009

by Mittens.... you know. January 28, 2009
