Steven Gerrard

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy November 21, 2007
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Steven Gerrard

Once famed captain of Liverpool FC who saw his team lift the UEFA Cup and a chance to enter the Champions League. Now plans to leave Anfield, much to the anger of loyal Liverpool fans.

Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.

Mocked by fans of Chelsea for scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.
Chelsea fans in Cardiff during Carling Cup: One Stevie Gerrard...
by anon y mouse July 06, 2005
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Steven Gerrard moment

When a person slips at their workplace or whilst performing their job.
The delivery boy slipped on the driveway and dropped all the fruit he was going to deliver, that was his Steven Gerrard moment
by Rian Gigs January 30, 2023
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Steven Gerrard FC

A slang term for Liverpool FC, who's fans treat Steven Gerrard as a god and base the entire club around him. Many believe he is the best player in the world, he has more saying power in Liverpool FC then most Chairmen would have in their own team.
"Liverpool fans are just obsessed with Steven Gerrard"
"That's why it's called Steven Gerrard FC
by -kyle- January 15, 2007
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