Steam Sale

A steam sale is a way of taking your money applied by Steam/Valve. The offers are just too good and too tempting!

Person 1: Wow did you check out the new steam sale yesterday?
Person 2: Don't even talk about the steam sale, I spent £70 yesterday on games!

by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.

Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

by Tyler the Destroyer June 23, 2014

Kenmore steamer

Taking a shit in a wash machine

Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017

Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

by ah my chest my bloody chest July 22, 2012

steam table

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.

Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018

Steam Edition

When a noob who plays Microsoft flight simulator x and says random stuff and people scream out WELCOME TO STEAM EDITION mostly Airforcepround95 uses that catchphrase

"Is that a 747 going vertical, Welcome to Steam edition"

by Gxngstakidda December 2, 2018

Cleveland Steamstress

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

by dafuzball February 19, 2015