steken

An adolescent male who tries to portay premature adulthood by exploiting his peers with a barrage of lies and exaggerated stories.

He always makes up stories like that; he's a true steken.

by Whorse March 6, 2004

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Steaked

Verb: The act of being 'steaked' by a Sonic main the the video game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The Sonic player delivers the proverbial steak to the enemy, upon which they become 'steaked'. This can happen in a wide variety of forms, such as;

Being beaten by a Sonic player while using a character with a large matchup advantage,

Losing a stock to the spring - uair attack string
Stage-spiked by a bair,

Getting hit by a full charge hypnosmash and losing a stock very early,

And many more, all involving utter humiliation on the victim of the steaking.

The steak also symbolises what all true Sonic mains strive for. Whilst steak in itself can be won through winning matches, it can only be achieved through the steaking of all who stand in the Sonic players way on their path to epic victory.

The steak originates from a member of the Sonic community of old, where it was stated that a winning streak with Sonic in tournament play would be forever synomous with a winning steak, thus the useage of steak to defeat his enemies.

(Sonic player) *runs off-stage to perform a back-air stage spike*
(Opponent) *does not dodge in time, and loses the match*
(Sonic player) "YOU GOT STEAKED, SON!"

(Sonic player) "Just came home from a tournament, got 1st :)"
(Fellow Sonic player) "How was it?"
(Sonic player) "Tough matches the whole way through, grand finals I 2-stock steaked this snake player with 2 cypher grab KO's"
(other player) "NICE! Bringing home the steak!"

by djbrowny June 22, 2009

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Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.

Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.

by Brillton June 29, 2014

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Steaknuts

sweaty stucknuts that werent dried in time to prevent escalation of the condition into steaknuts.

really painful rigid scrotum due to overexposure to ballsweat.

Hey wanna go to the bar?

Nah I cant walk.

Why Not?

Dude, I was working on the roof all day in heavy jeans. I totally got Steaknuts today.

by steaknuts August 26, 2010

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