To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.
Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008
Get the the stanford mug.Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
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Expression originating in certain districts of Marseille in France. It is used when one is surprised or indignant.
It is the contraction of the words Starfoullah and the "binks" which means the district in French slang.
It is the contraction of the words Starfoullah and the "binks" which means the district in French slang.
"Starfoubinks ! t'as trop raison, toutes les mêmes"
"Starfoubinks ah mais le sang va niquer ta grand mère la pute !"
"Starfoubinks ah mais le sang va niquer ta grand mère la pute !"
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Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
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2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
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Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
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