starsage

A lucrative run of the mill sausage patty in the shape of a star.

Herbert: "Hey Craig, what is that you are eating?"
Craig: "Oh, this? Its a starsage."
Herbert: "Sweet."

by N.A. Zaidman January 4, 2008

statsporn

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

by John Nelson January 18, 2008

Statuatory Crush

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

by aweeze November 20, 2009

Stathamed

To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.

A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.

by Johnny Kaos April 16, 2009

Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

by YAWA July 26, 2020

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Statusaur

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008