Stalkie

An erect penis (Scottish). From the botanical term, a stalk is a long, vertical stem or connecting part of a plant.

Aw man, did ye see the way that chick was flirting wae me, ave got a major stalkie

by Scootmeister March 15, 2019

STALKY

A verb commonly used whilst playing a stupid tank game with your brother; when you feel like stalking some random mofo.

I FEEL LIKE BEING STALKY TODAY

by HANDICAPPED EAGLE December 21, 2017

Stalkiness

To act very stalker like. Creep on someone continually.

Guy 1: Girl! Stop showing your Stalkiness all over my profile!

by WordChickk August 4, 2011

Walkie stalkie

Walkie stalkie: someone who has a creepish obsession of stalking child actor Walker Scobell. Walkie stalkies range from knowing the actors address to having cardboard cutouts and banners. In some cases it’s more perverse.

Reminder it’s not okay to sexualize celebrity minors just because you’re not an adult. It’s creepy.

Amy says she knows Walker Scobells address. She’s for sure a Walkie stalkie.

by GenZgirl_slang August 15, 2024