swived

to be sexually excited. if male you get a charlie, if female, you get a puddle.

two guys walk down a street and they see two dogs humping. one says to the other, "dude, that dog looks somewhat swived". the other says "Yes, one can tell he's loving it"

by green shadowclaw October 18, 2006

t-shived

When you are so extremly, high, or drunk, or both that you sit in the samespot and can't move just like terry schiavo in the bed.

Man. Ed and Josh were so fucked up last night they were t-shived all night.

by xGeTcRuNkx February 10, 2009

Sriveena

A super sweet, caring, smart, elegant, confident and wonderful woman. She's possible of lighting up any room and has the most beautiful smile. One must be really lucky to have a Sriveena in their life.

OMG! Look at that woman, she must surely be a Sriveena

by artuno November 24, 2021

Skivediving

Where one takes skiving off work to the highest of heights by phoning in sick and instead jumping out of a plane.

“Where’s John today? Is he skiving as usual?”
“Not as usual, the mad lad went skivediving!”

by itsnotnino June 30, 2023

SRIED

When you Hershey squirt in your pants while simultaneously chug splashing all over the couch. Love el pito de SRI!!!!!!!!

That muhfucker SRIED himself in 1208

by shams35 January 27, 2026

I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024