staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

skaining

To preform the art of making suggestive phrases and movements on the opposite sex.

Bro this chick is skaining on me so hard, i think i might go for a DFBR!

by churchmurchant September 22, 2010

it's raining outside

conversation starter.
it's like when you have nothing to talk about but you want to talk and this will let other person know you want to talk with no subject.

he: hi,

She: yes.
he: it's raining outside.

by surfer1983 April 9, 2011

it's raining tacos

the pinnacle of mankind

there is not a thing in this universe that is better or will be better than the masterpiece that is "it's raining tacos" song, and the person who made it continually tries to top it, but nothing will ever top it, this is truly a gift from God

by Russian Vesper January 15, 2018

e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006