Squishmallows

Squishmallows are adorably soft and huggable stuffed animals they are also the only thing that gives thousands of people around the word happiness. many people go on "Squishmallow hunts" in search for their favorites or limited ones. some of the creepy disturbing Squishmallows are the mermaids and the chucky cheese one... dear god....

Person: Hey I've worked really hard this week I think I'm going to go on a Squishmallow hunt!
Person 2: Hey that's a great idea can I come? I heard the Easter Squishmallows are out in Walgreens!
Person: no. I'm getting the easter ones you better stay away from them got it?
Person 2: but-
Person: I said got it? I NEED Blake as an easter egg.
Person 2: .... ok.

by astro fields March 3, 2021

squishmallows

literally mental support. your only friends

'what you gonna do tonight'
'probably cry on my squishmallows and eat'
'can i come'

by faya April 19, 2022

Squishmellow

A pillow/stuffed animal that infinitely soft and infinitely cute.
Squishmellow come in all shapes and sizes but big or small, cat or pineapple, there all adorable and waiting for a human to take them home.

Alexis just bought a new squishmellow, it is a cow.

by 787757421748422 February 26, 2021

squishmallows

the best therapist I've ever had 10/10 would recommend, they come in all shapes and sizes, are very diverse, and very good listeners

squishmallows are soft round (usually) flammable creatures, they usually should not be watered or fed as they are very low maintenance

by Viacant.talk December 10, 2022

Squishmallow

The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.

Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows

by HiImmentalyill December 6, 2022

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022