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Squirm sesh

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh
by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022
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squirm party

n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.
Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.
by ggelatine November 11, 2009
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squirm hump

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.
by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013
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Squirm Boner

When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.

This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:

A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.

When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy

when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.

When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
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The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.
by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
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text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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Full of squirm

To be excessively uncomfortable. A level of discomfort that cannot be encapsulated in one person's body.
by Captain_Dangerous September 6, 2009
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