Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Liquid Hershey Squirties

A river of shit exiting the ass

"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."

by I. Moe Lester September 11, 2021

the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

Squitties

When form-fitting clothing forces titties to become squished.

Does this bikini give me squitties?

Look at that girl's squitties!

by Richard Diver April 1, 2016

squigie

When you want to say something sophisticated but end up saying something absolutely meaningless.

Donald trump had a squigie when he tried correctly pronouncing "huge"

by TYDbuffalo May 15, 2016

hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.

"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"

by Drunken38 July 6, 2019