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din squeeze

when your eyes close and your anal sphincter tighten in anticipation of something that is frightening and could harm you in a way.
(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay
by alleycats June 7, 2007
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squeezle

porcupine

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About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...
by Pap¡ October 4, 2016
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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"
by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020
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squeeze n' walk

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018
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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
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easy peasy lemon squeezy

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.
by nick_f November 4, 2009
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