Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

Squashchino

A person who you can rely on that is squash like

You are such a squashchino

by Squashy March 4, 2019

Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

squashing

squashing is when you poo from your mouth but its a good feeling. it's sus (baka)

Hey, can't talk right now, I'm squashing (baka)

by german_nicole June 3, 2021

SquashDick

When ur girls says “ooh daddy more squashdick!”

“Ooh daddy more squashdick!”

by Willllly November 26, 2018