Squash

A slang word for oral sex. Similar to head, skull or dome.

Yo hunny just give me some squash!

by Bald Boy November 8, 2021

Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"

Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude

by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

Beijing Squash

What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.

Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."

by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015

lemon squash

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.

Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.

by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018