Sparbler

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

Scrabble Squabble

An argument over the legitimacy of a word played in Scrabble. Also used to describe the bickering and accusations that come with challenging the use of an awkward word.

Alternate spelling: Scwabble Sqwabble

After playing the contested word "Swags" for 18 points, a Scrabble Squabble ensued.

by taro sez October 4, 2011

Squabble

A way to collect what you’re owed by starting a dispute with someone on Squabble, an app for iPhone and Android.

Arthur: Can you believe that guy still hasn’t paid me yet?
Estelle: Just Squabble it; that's how everyone gets what they're owed now.

by Dennis Jez September 23, 2019

Mad Squabbles

Being Good at fighting

(someone just finished beating 5 people up)

Spectator: You got mad squabbles boy!

by J DaMan February 19, 2009

squaggler

an woodland creature looking woman with glasses, huddled on the couch with a blanket.

Mother Anne, you are such a squaggler!

by followed_by_drone January 24, 2011

Squabble up

Squabble up is a saying many Los Angeles residents use. There are two meanings. One meaning to "fight" the other meaning to "dance"

"Hey bro do you want to fight? Do you want to squabble up?"
"Do you know how to dance? Let's squabble up!"

by Mr. TrophKy TeaKm November 3, 2022

McGinny Squabble

An argument between an Irishman and an Italian.

Commonly seen in the new series The Black Donnellys. Also witnessed with great frequency in the Wrigleyville area of Chicago.

When Chad McDonald spilled his Guiness on Mike Leuzzi's plate of rigatoni, a McGinny Squabble broke out.

by Crasher Mendukelsohn March 27, 2007