spankdump

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Guy 1. Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.

by professor penetration October 25, 2010

Dumpster Skunk

Any one person who consistently smells like cat piss/ b.o./ or any other terrible stench.

The dumpster skunk is here, you can smell where they've been.

by HemlockInk June 22, 2016