Spudling

A weird person or persons

*See man acting strange at the train station*
You Say: Look at that Spudling

by dannyface March 17, 2009

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

Spudging

The act of gently nudging someone out of the way with an erect penis.

“Garry was spudging his way through the crowded carriage to the door.”

by The Second King of Prawns July 3, 2020

spussing

To engage in a sexually charged, erratic episode, for comedic purposes.

Atticus has been spussing for the entirety of dinner, and my parents certainly won't be inviting him back.

by atticuslane February 2, 2023

Spudding

The art of being up to the spuds. Originated from the great spudding of Ravernet in the autumn of 2022

The art of spudding provides one with a great sense of release

by E.Rooney April 28, 2023

Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.

1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.

by xSimone April 30, 2023

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025