sponger

A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.

This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.

This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.

This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend

Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.

What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.

Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!

by missadventure November 1, 2006

Spongevladimir Squareputin

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

by Andropov April 16, 2004

SpongeCrack

Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.

I took a big fat hit of SpongeCrack last night.

by DipGreen December 3, 2018

Spongeprom

A Discord emote used to roast Wildey and assert dominance upon him.

Dracula: "Wildey u succ :spongeprom:"

by screwWildey March 11, 2021

SPONGEY

A hot girl/guy, used as code word for a person that TURNS ONE ON.

Jimmy thinks Britney Spears is sexy, therefore Britney Spears is spongey.

by C-Bu November 16, 2003

spongey

someone who robs/ponces/scrounges from his mates and anyone around him.

that spankee is a right spongey!

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009

SpongeThrob

when you are watching spongebob and look down and suddenly realize you have a boner

henry: dude anthony, did you see that new episode of spongebob?
anthony: nah dude, i dont watch that show anymore cuz last time I got a small case of spongethrob
henry:dude, you got a boner for sandy?
anthony: actually it was from squidwards nose. It excited me

by EnergyDrinks17 October 23, 2010