apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

Spolgize

spoll-jize A reluctant apology, as in "I suppose I apologize". Insincere atonement.

Impressed by my quick wit and cleverness, my conversation companion quickly informed me that what I had said was rude and insensitive. I disagreed, and thusly spolgized.

by Jennifer Lankenau August 17, 2006

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

Space Sploogie

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.

On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.

by Gendou February 28, 2008

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007