Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

Splitting

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together a person's both positive and negative qualities.

Splitting is a symptom of mental illness (such as BPD)

I mostly talk good about her unless I'm splitting on her

by sppoooppy August 8, 2016

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011