Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.

He gave her a Splat Job!

by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018

splat box

A vagina thats had far too many semen injections, very well known throughout the chav community.

Fuck me do you want a sponge for that dear, your splat box is overflowing.

by I. Lowndes November 6, 2008

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004