Sprazzlegrok

sprazzle-grawk | verb

1. To arrive home from work and immediately eat, drink, smoke, and blast music, so one does not have to think about all the chores/tasks he or she is doing/must complete before he or she can relax.

I'm about to get super sprazzlegroked, so I can get these chores done and play some video games!

They're being so loud and obnoxious, right now! Those sprazzlegroking pieces of shit...

by PM_me_your_Metaphors December 7, 2016

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019

spazzle

An Insult similar to spazz, but stronger.

you frikking spazzle

by Daniel Hallam July 1, 2006

splazzed

Tired or lacking in energy. Often being splazzed can be relieved by eating for energy, going to the loo, drinking water or resting.

"I can't take any more: I am splazzed"

by Josh Bertram Martin April 20, 2008

splatzle

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009

sprazzle love

An intense form of love, used to show large amounts of affection. Can be displayed through many forms of affection, for example; rough sex, tight hugs, passionate kisses.

Dave: I'm going to give you some sprazzle love

Celia: Aw babe!

by chelly1234 September 29, 2014