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splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.
after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.
by Tom January 6, 2005
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Slapstick

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped
1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump
by The Twin December 21, 2009
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Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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Slagstick

Stuck my slagstick
by Moe 006 April 9, 2022
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Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick
by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019
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Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.
Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.
by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004
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sweatsticker

When two are engaged in sex in the missionary position and the two sweaty stomaches act as glue and stick the two together.
Ahhh yeaa baby, another one of those sweatstickers.
by Fire Productionz June 11, 2006
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