sidecheck

the act of surprise-slappin' a hoe upside the head when you want her to "step off" your food, your drink, and your man.

Queen Elizabeth I: "That hoe needs to learn a lesson 'bout respect."
Naomi Shihab Nye:" Tell me 'bout it; these bitches be CR8Z!"
Helena Bonham Carter: "Just sidecheck the hoe! Worked for me and Granger."

by Cr8z Horse November 26, 2010

SpiderDick

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably

Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom

by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018

spiderdick

refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.

Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!

by niggerbaby May 2, 2008

Spiderhead

Inserting a penis into a girls mouth while on all fours.

Her four limbs in conjunction with your four limbs create the spiderhead effect.

by Arachnophobia February 1, 2010

spidernecking

The act of squatting and plugging both ears with your index fingers, while attempting to drink any beverage through a long straw, thats positioned on a flat surface about five feet high. This process is thought to be a remedy for the hiccups.

"Shaun must've had a gnarly case of hiccups! I just seen him outside spidernecking!"

by xninjx June 5, 2024

Spiderwick2f

A little piece of fucking rice.

Spiderwick2f is a piece of fucking shit

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

spiderection

when you watch spiderman and you like him a little too much, whats how you get a spiderection

"are you watching spiderman, wait you have a spiderection over him"

by epicbrakon May 13, 2020