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the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.
by anonymous September 27, 2004
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The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.
Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”
by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019
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A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
by Adam McCaffery July 02, 2003
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To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.
Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.
by Okuta March 14, 2016
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(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"
Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"
by Emmaroo August 26, 2004
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Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. In the comics Spider-Man is often referred to as "Spidey", "web-slinger", "wall-crawler", or "web-head". Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using wrist-mounted devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.
Spider-Man was placed 3rd in IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes.
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Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022
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