Small penis humiliation
As he revealed his dick with shame a devious smirk came across her face fallowed by a mocking laugh. Because his dick was little over 2 and 1/2 inches and hadn't gotten hard since he was a young teenager.
She forced him onto the bed and started rubbing his nipples as he released sharp feminine moans into the air.
He proceeded to finger his little femclit pushing the tip into his body fantasizing about fucking her but knowing that she or his shrimpy dick would never allow it
He shot clear cum into his fingers as she and her perfect tits demanded he lick it off.
As he revealed his dick with shame a devious smirk came across her face fallowed by a mocking laugh. Because his dick was little over 2 and 1/2 inches and hadn't gotten hard since he was a young teenager.
She forced him onto the bed and started rubbing his nipples as he released sharp feminine moans into the air.
He proceeded to finger his little femclit pushing the tip into his body fantasizing about fucking her but knowing that she or his shrimpy dick would never allow it
He shot clear cum into his fingers as she and her perfect tits demanded he lick it off.
by Gaegestacostand November 13, 2022
Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics. A mesh-free method used to solve fluid mechanics problems, among others. It's also very popular among video game graphics designers.
by Assholeson April 19, 2016
Is an acronym for the term “strategically placed hole”.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.
I love to lick my dried cum out of the SPH (strategically placed hole) in the ass of my realistically life sized stuffed horse before emptying my balls in him all over again.
by RecklessRew September 10, 2022
Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
Guy1 'hey what do u think of Beth'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'
by johnny 3 legs October 31, 2011
Girl 1: That girl doesn't even own a skateboard.
Girl 2: Why is she at the skatepark?
Girl 1: Because she's a total SPH
Girl 2: Why is she at the skatepark?
Girl 1: Because she's a total SPH
by greensharpietomyright December 01, 2011
by imsorrymomdontlook September 13, 2021