spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Cole Sprouse

a guy who every girl (or boy) has a crush on. a hottie who is so funny and has the cutest voice. Cole Sprouse plays Cody in ‘the suite life of Zack and Cody’ and Jughead Jones in ‘Riverdale’, although he was also featured in other shows/ movies including ‘big daddy’ and ‘friends’. When I said he’s a hottie, I mean a HOTTIEE. like WHAT HOW.

I have a crush on Cole Sprouse.

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

cole sprouse

a hot daddy

cole sprouse: your daughter calls me dad too

by Oof soundtrack ft. toni topaz August 10, 2018

Dylan sprouse

Dylan sprouse is a total cutie. He is intelligent and got a degree From NYU but decided to fade out. Although he does have many movies coming out soon. Around 4.

Dylan Sprouse is so cute it’s unbelievable. I’m totally in love with him. He’s actually hot

by DontOofAroundMe June 5, 2019

Cole Sprouse

Played Cody Martin in 'The Suite Life Of Zach And Cody'
An amazing man. All he girls love him.
He recently stared on RiverDale and 'Jughead Jones'
Good looking , great actor.
🔥💞✨

Omg! Look! Cole Sprouse is over there !
I love Cole Sprouse ❤️

by T_A_N_Z July 13, 2017

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009

Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 September 6, 2013