Permafrosted

Someone who has just been burned but is so slow, he doesn't realize that he's been burned untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the burn.

Person 1: Man, there's this kickass party tonight, and only the popular kids are invited.
Person 2: Well, I guess that rules you out then.
Person 1: I guess you're right...Hey, wait a minute!
Person 2: Congrats! You've been completely and totally Permafrosted!

by Nurmi September 17, 2005

permafrost dick

a dick that stay little, as if it would be permanently frozen

my dick is little because of the cold, it cant get bigger, it feels like have a permafrost dick now!!!

example rory Rogen

by moneymakerfrench November 12, 2013

permafrost

Red eye symptoms from natural effects such as highly dry eyes.

Teacher: “Are you high?”
Student: “No, it’s a condition called “permafrost”. My eyes dry up easier during this time of season.”

by Kevin Stacy March 28, 2020

Permafrost

An indie game currently being developed by a small team of 6 developers, the game consists of a horror-survival experience in wich 4 players try to escape a small island located in the international waters between russia and canada, they have 8 days to escape or die trying.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Permafrost?
Person 2: Never, unless you're talking about that roblox game.

by TheOnlineItalian213 June 22, 2020