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speedhack

A Speedhack is a single program or a codestring packed into a multihack. It makes you move and attack faster. BUT: You need a fast Processor to get decent running/attacking speeds because the speeding depends on how fast your CPU is and it isn't helpful in Singleplayer games, because everything (enemies) gets faster.

Speedhacks are commomly used in counterstrike to piss tarded CS players off. Those hacks are very rare in other games.

If this hack is combined with an aimbot, it's the ultimate solution to ruin the average cs nerd's fun, ergo his complete life.
"STOP TEH HAXX!!!111"
-average CS nerd
by Happy Negro May 1, 2005
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speedink

(Noun)

1.The sport of drinking while wearing a speedo bathing suit. Usually done in a group setting.

2.The "outline" of a person's "package" seen while wearing a speedo.
I am excited to speedink with Amy this weekend.
by S.P.Doe July 15, 2010
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Maurice Spednick

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it
When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.
by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004
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Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.
Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!
by rhino91494 September 15, 2011
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Arctic Speedfuck

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).
Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!
by MB2011 August 14, 2011
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Speedback

It means very fast feedback. Mostly used by smug idiots during office hours.
Show me your Website, and I'll give you some speedback.

I don't have time to give you feedback, I'll give you speedback instead!
by korur April 14, 2012
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speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008
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