James speakman

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022

James speakman

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022

The Sexiest Speciman

Rayan is the MOST SEXIEST SPECIMAN

no one is as sexy as rayan as he is the sexiest speciman

by rumzy_b82 October 28, 2021

specman

A super hero who has a small dick

Bob: Hey look there goes "specman"
Steve: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by lenox505 January 31, 2019

dylan speakman

dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.

the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"

by RYLEE October 30, 2012

Spackmandoodle

The act of performing self fellatio.

I walked into the changing rooms and there he was doing the Spackmandoodle!

by Smelly Dave March 5, 2017

Spackman

A fool. A Flibberdy Jibbert

A Spackman is always wrong, yet believes they are right. Always loses arguments and sulks afterwards.

Rupert - Hey Luke, why are you telling James he is wrong? What proof do you have?
Luke - Well, He's a Spackman.
Rupert - Nuff said.

by Wordsmith Ru February 3, 2009