It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
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Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
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A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
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Driver1: who just won that excellence award?
Driver 2: Super Sonic Sparks, who else
Coach: well that what you get, when you wear cubes on your head
Driver 2: Super Sonic Sparks, who else
Coach: well that what you get, when you wear cubes on your head
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Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
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