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Sarasota Middle School

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
by whoamihandle May 19, 2021
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"Goddess of study" "my name is lalz and my mother is saraswati,she loves me a lot.
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Sarasota High Tea

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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i saw sparks.

one of coldplay's famous songs one like that goes "i saw sparks."
Sara:Why are you still attached yall didn't even date." Aleah: I saw sparks.
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sparks the rescue

an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue
J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
by J_Bob February 14, 2007
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Super Sonic Sparks

Also known as s^3, they are a vex robotics team, who every year somehow manges to field excellent robots. The team is the textbook example of winning award regardless of robot performance. I swear they can win excellence and be the worst seeded robot
Driver1: who just won that excellence award?

Driver 2: Super Sonic Sparks, who else

Coach: well that what you get, when you wear cubes on your head
by Hugh Gyrection February 24, 2010
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Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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