soviet

an adj used to describe something that is old and out of date, and looks like something from the old soviet union.

"cold war esque"
G: did you see that strip mall? boarded up stores...flickering lights.

B: yeah...it's totally soviet.
by nanzil February 19, 2009
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"Ho shit, Nick, that game of SOCOM was Soviet!"
by Dave February 07, 2004
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A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009
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(n.) A person who clings to the past, particularly a socialist who believes russia will rise again under a communist regimé.
You are such a soviet, get over it already, it happened 13 years ago.
by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004
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A russian gay porn show involving soviet and another person
Soviet: Wow I love that jump into gay porn
Random Onlooker: mhm
Soviet: yes mhm
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any thing or thought that is very very distorted and disorganized.
"I swear these directions are soviet as fuck, I cant wrap my head around them and Im getting more and more lost."

"Lets pay that riff again, this time not so... soviet. I couldnt even hear what was going on."
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