Hurricane Of South America 

Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.

Hurricane of South America

Hurricane Of South America by MG the Truth Teller November 11, 2009

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. 

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

south american 

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.

See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid

She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.

south american by Bog-man July 29, 2016

South American Cocktail

The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.

"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"

South American Cocktail by laupai12 March 6, 2009

south american 

(1) Of, or related to people born and raised to being like a South American or in South America.

(2) Being really good at something that most people consider "impossible" or flat out insane. Ex: Playing girls, playing soccer, doing crazy ass shit but not hurting themselves like other jackasses, and all the good stuff.

(3) Very good quality, or comical quality

Example 1: I'm South American because I was born and raised there and my friends South American because his heritage is South American and therefore he was raised like a typical South American would be culturally raised.

Example 2: Ryan: Damn did you see Ronaldinho do that fucking crazy trick then pass it to Messi on Barcelona? Nacho: Yeah man their fucking south american!!!
Also, Ryan: Dude I just did a 720 back flip and landed it!!! Nacho: Thats fucking south american man. Also, Boo: That chicks fucking easy man Ryan: Duh dude, because your south american!!!!

Example 3: Ryan: Dude, sonic is fucking south american Nacho: So is this chocolate dude.

south american by Ryan and Nacho June 4, 2008

The South American Sodomizer 

A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.

Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?

Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!

The South American Sodomizer by MatandLia March 6, 2011

South American long boi 

Slang for the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). natively found in south america.

can be shortened to long boi.

Max: how was your date with Jess yesterday?
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi

South American long boi by Sargent Steel January 7, 2020