SOML 

Swear On My Life

I soml someone is gonna get hurt

SOML by Your. Average. Shorty May 27, 2018

SOML 

Story of My life

Bill: Purity u are a flaming ginger without a soul

Purity: Soml, Soml

Leqweeesha: St. Barths Soml SOml

SOML by Mochafrap December 27, 2010

SOML 

Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.

lolz1: ur so ghey
omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz
lolz1: soml

SOML by Vinny Graham September 22, 2006

SOML 

Abbreviation for Shit On My Lawn used by few people in the Upstate NY area.

Did u see that fuckin dog take a SOML?

SOML by eatyellowsnow March 15, 2004

SOML 

abbreviation for Shit On My Life.

person one: OMG WE HAVE A MATH TEST TOMORROW?!
person two: yeah didn't you know? she said it in class like eight times.
person one: no! you know i don't listen in that class! SOML!

SOML by jasminefosho. June 7, 2009

SOML 

Story Of My Life

Friend: *Sends a relatable GIF*
Me: Broo SOML

SOML by dapevka345 December 1, 2017

soml 

sit on my lap ( defo meant romantically)

person a: omg i love you

person b: omg literally soml

soml by deikos October 29, 2021