The finest town in all of North America. People here possess the best qualities of any humans on the face of the earth. Somersetians tend to stay within the confines of this rustic community. It's inhabitants favorite color tends to be Realtree or Mossy Oak, and their main form of transportation is generally a truck, ATV, or boat. Somersetians hold a rather country accent and are the most stubborn son-of-a-bitches you will ever come across. They find it proper and acceptable to wear boots in all occasians and take bowhunting and fishing to extreme and perfect levels. They tend to love country music, woodshop, and beer.
The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as "somerset" and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his Uncle Steve. He is Taylor Swift's future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.
The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as "somerset" and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his Uncle Steve. He is Taylor Swift's future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.
by Somerset April 08, 2009
A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.
Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?
-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit
-You can’t speak properly, can you?
-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit
-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit
-You can’t speak properly, can you?
-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit
by BarronB April 18, 2019
A small town in Kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. The population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.
by Born offire July 01, 2009
A small neighborhood in Virginia that has great friends and have the best fun they will ever have in their life.
They come outside to play and are the bestest friends they have, we have each other.
They come outside to play and are the bestest friends they have, we have each other.
by Litty Lit Bro July 06, 2017
Small city surrounded by cornfields. Located in South-East Pennsylvania. Capital of Somerset County.
by moshy3180 January 03, 2019
by the rabbi March 31, 2005
Somerset is a county located somewhere in the South West of England. No-one really knows where it is as it is a flat and boring area that the rest of Britain drives through on the M5 whilst on the way to nice places such as Devon or Cornwall. They are responsible for the invention of cider and worship it like a god. The Wurzels came from there but nobody gives a shit. The rednecks/hill-billies of England.
by JamsPM October 28, 2011