Somber

1. Dark and gloomy: Lacking light or brightness and producing a dull, dark, or melancholy atmosphere.

2. Dark in color: Having a color or tone that is dark, dull, or suitable for a serious mood or occasion.

3. Serious and melancholy: Marked by or conveying strict seriousness combined with sadness or a troubled state of mind.

NOTE: Somber is the Canadian and UK spelling of this word. The American version is 'sombre'. The word originated from the Dutch word 'somber', which means about the same.

A somber song, depressing and without variety.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.

Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008

Sandusky Sombrero

The act of scrunching the uncircumsised foreskin of the male member into the shape of a shot glass and filling it with the liquor of your choice for all your homies/homegirls to sample.

Person # 1: Dude, you better hurry up!
Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Silver Sombrero Bomb

See 'Jägeer Bomb', substitute Red Bull for Red Bull Lime (Silver Edition) and Jägermeister for Tequila.

Person to server: "Can I get a Silver Sombrero Bomb, please."

Server: "WTF is that?'

by LoveThatPink April 26, 2013

platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010

Hair sombrero

Halo of hair around the stinkstar

I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.

by possumbunny October 30, 2014