Softcock

A frigid, sexually inhibited person, pitifully flaccid in ambition and determination.

'Debra was virtually begging him for it.'
'Let me guess, the softcock bailed?'

by the behemoth March 25, 2013

Softcockalitis

As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.

Why did he miss our run this morning?

Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.

by MysterC March 27, 2015

Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

Softcocking

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves

You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!

by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008

sodcock

A homosexual gentleman's wanger. Alternatively, a man who is a member of the gays.

What a flipping sodcock!

by DavidJamesHowell April 3, 2007

Softcock

A half-baked nancy boy/girl who can't keep up with the rest of the crew but purports to be able to.

Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.

by Karl the stayer January 13, 2004

Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

by softcock Express April 27, 2010