The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
by needingDefinition June 30, 2010
Get the Sock Puppettingmug. In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
by #Bam! March 31, 2022
Get the Sock Puppetmug. note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
by the bassist May 14, 2008
Get the The Sock Puppetmug. A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
by violet2580 April 3, 2011
Get the Sock Puppetmug. When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
by JonnySwindle May 6, 2013
Get the Sock Puppetmug. They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003
Get the Sock Puppetsmug. To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022
Get the Sock Puppetingmug.