german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler

Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler

by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015

snorked

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005

Snorgledangler

A word so vile and repulsive that it should have never been conceived

Snorgledangler is a real snorgledangler.

by deido October 23, 2009

snorkle

to perform oral sex while upright like when standing. Originates in the US navy, when a lower bunkmate would perform oral sex on the upper bunkmate while the upper bunkmate would sit or lie on the upper bunk. This is an infrequently used definition of the term and, when used, is often reserved for oral sex performed on a male.

Former US Representative Eric Massa has been accused of undoing the pants of and attempting to snorkle his sleeping bunkmate while proudly serving in the US Navy.

by Piddlesworth March 10, 2010