Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Semper Gumby

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.

Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby

by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011

shempara

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez

leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara

by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

Snepoo

A sneeze and poop at the same time.

Yo did you just Snepoo

by albanowashere October 6, 2009

Sempiternal

Eternal and Everlasting; also coincidentally the name of the latest Bring Me The Horizon album. The title comes from a line in the song, "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, WILL WE EVER SEE THE END? THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN."

Also a common joke that it is really "sandpit turtle".....it isn't

boy: "Wow, that new BMTH album is really good!"
friend: "Yeah, I love sempiternal!"

teacher: "They saw that knowledge is eternal."
other teacher: "indeed, it is sempiternal!"

by jessica sky June 16, 2013

Sempiternal

Eternal, endless.

It comes from Latin semper (always) and aeternus (eternal).

Time is sempiternal.

by Sempiternal January 3, 2010

semprini

The last name of composer Alberto Semprini. Used by the show Monty Python's Flying Circus as a vulgar word that would not be said ever again on the program. Although the composer has been all but forgotten, the word is now easily recognizable by fans of Monty Python.

"I use a body rub called SEMPRINI"
-Monty PYthon's Flying Circus

by Evilspyperson June 11, 2006