just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

For seriously

Used to back up a statement that is strongly true.

Person A: Dude, the performance of Berlioz's "Symphonie Fantastique" was the best thing ever!!

Person B: For seriously!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 9, 2009

Seriously, Bro?

A comeback that works on any insult.

"That guy tried to fight me for no reason, and I said, "Seriously, bro?""

by Massive Monster Tree August 16, 2011

Seriously

really telling the truth.

"no, like, seriously we did!"
"don't go, seriously."
"seriously, you don't even know."

by BaBiedoll November 26, 2003

but seriously

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)

#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh

by Semaj R. Llih and Samoht H. Nosreme December 13, 2008