by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022
Get the sneaky poop mug.Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
by AlexisB April 17, 2013
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When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013
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sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Ben crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his best chum Jeffrey, quietly kneeling toward Jeffrey's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009
Get the sneak poonge mug.sneak poonge(verb);
sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Dean crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his chum Jack, quietly kneeling toward jack's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
by vivalajack February 25, 2009
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by H4Kx December 30, 2020
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