sneaky castro

To receive oral sex from a woman without kissing her beforehand.

Last night I got a sneaky castro from this girl, she was such a whore.

by CaptainCreamsicle September 12, 2011

extra sneaky castro

Where a man dresses like Castro then procedes to have sex with a woman in various ways while smoking a cuban and singing the cuban national song. This must take place on cubas birthday which is the 28th of June.

I was giving an extra sneaky castro in cuba's birthday

by djbasa83 June 24, 2006

Sneaky Castro

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.

I sneaky castrod the squid.

by The Miz July 26, 2008

Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.

"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."

by azigee April 16, 2006

extra extra extra sneaky castro

An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.

“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.

by Best_of_defining May 27, 2018

Sneaky Castro

Reach around.

Your mom sneaked up on me and tugged my weasel, in the old Cuban sneaky Castro.

by Itsthatovoxo January 8, 2026

sneeky castro

Performing a cunnilingus or analingus from behind in the doggy style position. "Ass up face down" Then inserting a cigar in the recievers anus during oral. Used in the The Duece Biggalo, movie European Giggalo.

Vanessa had never experianced a sneeky castro before. Let alone oral sex from this position. After the act she smoked the cigar.

by Ouigee July 3, 2007