sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.

After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

sneak attack

while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.

Erika performed a sneak attack on her boyfriend, now he walks funny.

by Erika JJ April 07, 2008

Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 29, 2009

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

sneak attack

tu cum on someone with style ;)

Wow it's a sneak attack ! :o)
Rabbit made a sneak attack on her !

by k4sper April 16, 2003

Sneak attack

When you're waiting for a guy to kiss you, then you turn around to say something but the guy kisses you instead.

I went to tell him a story, but he pulled a sneak attack and ended up having sex.

by Jdiz November 07, 2005

sneak attack

attempt an anal penetration while your partner is unconscious

Merv tried to violate me with a sneak attack last night and wound up in the litter box.

by cockblocker37 March 21, 2009