snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012

narkolepsy

The deasease that causes exessive tatle tailing

Joe Christiano,Sam Myers, Sarah Cotton all have a chronic case of narkolepsy.

by raba raba rabu raba August 24, 2009

Snarkilepsy

A personally disorder marked by a sudden episodes of being snarky. Incurable.

Bobby’s always a bit snarky before his nap, Because of his incurable Snarkilepsy.

by Jims Flying Circus May 4, 2020

SNVRKOLEPSY

The album that broke NYC.

Bro you remember when SNVRKOLEPSY dropped and there were tickets all over Manhattan?

by SNVRK September 5, 2025

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021